January 2010
December 2009
WatchI realized why Tom Ford’s voice is so off-putting. He’s channeling Eartha Kitt, and it just sounds ridiculous when it’s a guy’s voice.
I love that my unkempt friend (gay name: Eliza)...
Hit on one of his friends one day after sinus surgery. He’s currently wearing headgear and has gauze stuffed up one nostril.
Splendid!
Auto Willi Ninja reblog!
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I thought Thora Birch was the busty one from Ghost...
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I wish internerd was as naked as the women he...
right?
From the comments section of fourfour. Warning...
Saw it yesterday, in 3D- and was in love. My heart was pounding with the thrill. My two cents- what about the call for the need of accessible healthcare? Sully agrees to exploit the Na’vi people so he can gain access to the healthcare needed to regain the use of his legs.
To whoever this person is:
If you were in my U.S. history college seminar four years ago, I would slap you. This is...
I just finished watching the series finale of Six...
It seems disrespectful to try and sum up everything I felt watching the five seasons in a short tumblr-esque paragraph. So I won’t. I’m going to let someone else do it.
I don’t have a lot to say about last night’s finale except that it contained some of the most brilliant 75 minutes of television I think I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I’ve ever sobbed —...
the fattest girls have the worst tatoos.
(via uppereastside)
Dear Secret Santa,
I would have been happy if you just bought me some stickers of small dogs.
I’m serious.
His only demand so far has been for pizza.
Dude, just get him Digiorno.
You can’t even tell.
You're forty-nine and you have sleeve tattoos.
However, I don’t care because you’re hilarious. Read.
So I’m not real sure how direct I have to be just yet and I don’t wanna come off as a picky bitch. That being said, I DO know what I’m into so if this comes off as picky OR bitchy, it probably means that we won’t be a match. I’m not into guys that are my age or older, extremely hairy guys, overly...
I have no interest in meeting new people or making...
Putting "El Scorcho" on a mixtape is basically...
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dontcookbilly:
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Okay woke up and still mad at Bonnie.
So I was talking to this hot girl at the company party, and Bonnie totally cockblocks me by asking hot girl “if she’s tried the Mexican eggrolls.”
Yes, I’m gay, but WTF bitch?
Topics of convo prior to Bonnie:
Jersey Shore
Ronnie from Jersey Shore
Snooki from Jersey Shore
our Confirmation names
whether or not these two nerds were talking about motorcycles or...
Fucking Bonnie.
I was having a hilarious convo with someone about Florida trailer trash during my company’s holiday party, and she fucking jumps in.
Convo changes to work…lame.
Mama needs to learn how to put on eyeliner too, because that shit was smudged!
Mer, you should work for Exxon or Shell.
Seriously.
Geology degrees FTW, y’know?
I believe in you!
Lissa, reblog this please.
Mispoke. It's Damien Crosse.
Mateus Verdelho is like a composite of every guy...
Lissa, thank you for being nice to me even though...
Since when did "fresh" mean recycled '80s garbage?
They’re not even being ironic (from what I can tell), they’re just fug.
If these kids went to Mason, I’m sure the sexy, muscly Persians would have ran them over with their 5 series.
dirtyrichmond.tumblr.com is such a joke.
These kids are dressed like it’s 2 AM on Christoper Street on NYC in 1983.
The look as “fresh” as my ass after the Black party.
I fucking hate business casual.
I can’t wear a fucking tie or jacket without someone giving me the eye.
I can’t wear my Prada cologne because my boss is “sensitive.”
At the end of the day, he made a big scene about smelling the “Glade Plug-In” scent each time he walked down my row.
I’m sure he knew it was me, but he kept pretending it wasn’t…nice guy, right?
WRONG. I felt so...
Mamma Mia! is on HBO On-Demand
You’re welcome.
For the past three days, I was wondering why the...
Well, I figured out why just 10 minutes ago. My smart phone’s screen and keyboard is so fucking sweaty and greasy. VOMIT.
I don't watch Glee, because I have a subscription...
So don’t start with me.
Also, I thought “Puck yes” was some Jonah Takulua reference.
Hot guy that uses apartment gym and hot business...
I saw hot guy that uses apartment gym today while I was using the speedy dryer my floor shares.
Why the fuck did I think it was good idea to wear an American Apparel henley shirt?
I looked like I shopped at the K-Mart women’s section because I like to fasten the buttons when it gets cold.
I hate it when other guys have better dress shoes...
WTF?
Who the hell wear Salvatore Ferragamo loafers on a Thursday!?
I should have taken a piss on them.
I told Laura to ask her boyfriend to give me a...
It’s just not safe.
Thanks Laura and Pete.
Here are some things you can skip on a first...
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- asking your date if his job is rotting his brain
- using the word “nebulous” three separate times
- telling your date he needs to go to more “indie concerts”
Reblogged for Meredith.