December 2011
"The best part about living here has to be our cat...
Apt/room hunting in DC has proven to be hilarious. Pepito!
Brain-Eating Amoeba Cases Puzzle and Worry... →
Two people have died after flushing their sinuses using neti pots that may have contained amoeba-contaminated water, causing scientists to look anew at a once rare disease that may be on the rise.
I use neti pots with warm tap water! Never again.
too many dicks and butts on my Tumbs' dashboard
I rarely proofread work e-mails that I send out, and so I occasionally use the wrong article, preposition or noun. Couple this laziness with my AZN last name and you get the FOB message that says “Thanks, [client]! I wish you an Happy Holiday too!”
Finished Steve jobs bio, what next?
Re: post below
I don’t want three beers, I only want a kettle one vodka soda!!
Also, would it kill the ladies to invite me to lunch? I’m also tired of being a bro (a super gay one).
I love my DC coworkers and I want to be part of the office, but I’m so tired of drinking! Can’t we all just get high?
“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and...”
– Christopher Hitchens
...concerns are relative. We all need something to...
